Mute Asks

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via kanshisha-akira)

afro-and-tommy:

mooremooo:

crazedcomedian:

caritashelianus:

suchanadorer:

hurryupmerlin:

purdaldoo:

THIS SONG IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE PRETTY NO

Okay srsly, WHAT SONG IS THAT

Caramelldansen apparently.

<3

WOAH

WOAH

o.O

(Source: youtu.be, via rubymod)

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

sheepiness:

nicoception:

trickstertuna:

just-a-skinny-boy:

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What. Just. Happened.

my cool musician oldest sister has this thing omfg

so that’s how you do it

I NEED THIS WHERE CAN I BUY THIS

WHOA

I’ve seen this. These things are so interesting!

(via stunnerpony)

hobovampire:

luminous-beings-are-fangirling:

the-most-profound-of-bonds:

thebitchoftheliving:

ranetree:

yo this song was my jam

this movie makes me so happy, not just because of the religious aspect but also because I study Egyptology and the fact that they used the right pharaoh, his personality and all, and all the Egyptian gods always makes me fangirl. plus the music is kickass.

I mean, have you heard Plagues??? 

Must see movie, honestly.

(Source: peregrint, via the-chibster)

propertyofseverustsnape:

sophiereads-sophiewrites:

Friendly reminder that this deleted scene in Deathly Hallows Part 2 exists. When Voldemort asks him to choose sides, he goes to the Death Eaters because the Dark Lord has already won and his duties lie as always, with his family. And yet as soon as Harry reveals he’s still alive, Draco knows there’s still a chance that Voldemort will be defeated and he takes it. And throws Harry his wand! The Boy Who Made All the Wrong Choices finally makes the right choice!

It always annoys me when they left out IMPORTANT scenes like this.

To a non-fan who hasn&#8217;t seen the movie or read the book. This looks like Draco is playing some backwards game of Red-Rover.

propertyofseverustsnape:

sophiereads-sophiewrites:

Friendly reminder that this deleted scene in Deathly Hallows Part 2 exists. When Voldemort asks him to choose sides, he goes to the Death Eaters because the Dark Lord has already won and his duties lie as always, with his family. And yet as soon as Harry reveals he’s still alive, Draco knows there’s still a chance that Voldemort will be defeated and he takes it. And throws Harry his wand! The Boy Who Made All the Wrong Choices finally makes the right choice!

It always annoys me when they left out IMPORTANT scenes like this.

To a non-fan who hasn’t seen the movie or read the book. This looks like Draco is playing some backwards game of Red-Rover.

(via the-chibster)

snaxattacks:

jaseon:

Beautiful.

It’s finally acceptable to ship cities.

But this is such a boring ship, no shine to it at all!

(via kindaherny)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via lischysworld)

grinningmoonlight:

indigosignora:

I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A AUDIO POST JOKE

NOT EVEN ON MY OWN JOKES

(Source: indigosignora, via sunflic)

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

I both love and hate the irony of that last comment.

(Source: iraffiruse, via kanshisha-akira)